The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus

Oh ...

Folks, RotK is NOT a movie for small kids. I don't know what the hell makes people think small children are suited to a movie with wars and the hacking and slaying but Jesus! they're not okay?!
There are freaky, nasty bits in this movie, like the other two and the kids are going to start talking or freaking out and annoying the other cinema patrons.

Furthermore, the whole bit before the movie where you're told to switch off your phone, chew quietly and shut the FUCK UP applies to you! not "everyone in the cinema except you" but in fact "everyone in the cinema including you". It may not be America but there's still a chance that someone in the audience has a gun.

  • (no subject)

    I am still alive. You may have had reason to doubt this since my last entry was May 6th but I really am. Pretty much everything I have going on right…

  • Thanks internet! #2

    Brought to you by Edward Muscare - registered sex offender in the state of Florida.

  • Thanks Internet!

    Three organge paedophiles set out to interrupt a young boy's attempts to meet women who are a little too old for him, however he eventually defeats…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.