Have gained moral upper hand against girlfriend. Offered to take her to resteraunt - she declined, displaying a preference for chinese take-away at home. Girlfriend now theoretically incapable of using the "We never go out" line for no less than one year.
From the Journals of Mr Tenacious Wombat
Have gained moral upper hand against girlfriend. Offered to take her to resteraunt - she declined, displaying a preference for chinese take-away at home. Girlfriend now theoretically incapable of using the "We never go out" line for no less than one year.
-
(no subject)
I am still alive. You may have had reason to doubt this since my last entry was May 6th but I really am. Pretty much everything I have going on right…
-
Thanks internet! #2
Brought to you by Edward Muscare - registered sex offender in the state of Florida.
-
Thanks Internet!
Three organge paedophiles set out to interrupt a young boy's attempts to meet women who are a little too old for him, however he eventually defeats…
- Post a new comment
- 3 comments
- Post a new comment
- 3 comments
