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Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008, 12:51 am

Nothing, but nothing, forms a sense of camaraderie quite like being at a work christmas party you're not particularly enjoying, sullenly drinking your fifth pint of guinness and simultaneously having another man's hands go down the back of your trousers to get a good grip on your underpants so he can drag you out onto the dancefloor.
This is a definite improvement on having my drink spiked like last time but I'm going to stop going to work socials before someone sticks something up my arse.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 06:08 am (UTC)

I was at a work christmas party once wherein a small asian man drunkenly grabbed the arses of half the women there (of whom I was one) before someone finally realized that he didn't even work there and was just party-crashing for the odd groping and free booze. :) The next year, a slightly less creepy small asian man followed me into the women's bathroom for I don't know what reason, and he wasn't a co-worker either, just some random guy. Man am I glad I don't work there anymore... These sorts of things make me wonder why more companies don't have fewer christmas parties. :) Luck to you.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 06:52 am (UTC)

Isn't the work Christmans Party one of Dante's Circles of Hell?