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Wed, Aug. 8th, 2007, 02:19 am

I haven't gotten a random 2am obscene phone call in a few years now and the one I just got was the saddest I can recall. Wispy little voice, sounded on the verge of tears and terror and the best he could summon up was that he wanted to lick my wang.

Poor effort, three seconds of heavy breathing so faint I could barely hear it out of ten seconds of heavy breathing so faint I could barely hear it.

Wed, Aug. 8th, 2007 06:38 am (UTC)


Wed, Aug. 8th, 2007 08:42 am (UTC)

ahahah.. VERY funny.
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Wed, Aug. 8th, 2007 01:16 pm (UTC)

I use it as an alarm clock and to be honest, its less annoying to answer a mobile than it is to answer the house phone in my experience. Given the choice I'll take being in a comfortable bed over a cold kitchen as the location of choice for briefly listening to annoying little cretins.

Part of me suspects it was someone from work being a gobshite but I can't be bothered tracking it down.

Wed, Aug. 8th, 2007 12:01 pm (UTC)

But they went out of business years ago...surely he meant he wanted to lick your Dell?

Wed, Aug. 8th, 2007 01:18 pm (UTC)

Theres an advertising campaign in there somewhere...

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