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Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007, 10:49 am
Mr Wombat Reviews -

Ways to make yourself sick, courtesy of sunday night and three bottles of wine. I was ably assisted by the lovely followthebird on this one.

1 - A mug of incredibly salty warm water. This seems to achieve nothing except to leave the overwhelming sensation of violence in your mouth. In theory your stomach rebells when the salt hits it but in practice it held a peaceful protest and then went home in an SUV complaining all the way.

2 - A mug of diluted milk. I'm not sure why this came my way but followthebird seemed to think it was a good idea. It was tasty though, it helped with the salt in my system.

3 - The ninja heimlich - another one of followthebird's ideas. It definitely had potential, especially since she did it entirely by surprise using strength one would not expect from the arms of a lady.

4 - Fingers down throat - I wasn't entirely convinced about this one for the three seconds after I did it but I had just enough time to say "Well that was a load of boll..." before the party got well and truly started - a party in my mouth that everyone was leaving.

So, in my scientific opinion I think I have conclusively proven that the best way to make yourself ill is to man up and stuff your filthy digits in your gob, its quick and it allows more leeway in the smart comment department than drinking from a mug, no matter what the contents.

Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007 11:03 am (UTC)

the best way to make yourself ill is to man up and stuff your filthy digits in your gob

Desipte having a ridiculously overdeveloped gag-reflex (I find it difficult to eat soup or yoghurts two days running), I've never gotten that method to work for me...

Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007 11:29 am (UTC)

As I had a prior engagement later on on Sunday, I missed whatever fun and games was the cause of this delightful experiment, but I've recently discovered that careless snorting of salt water up the nose (see: sinus infection) works wonders on that front. Particularly if you have no intention for it to land in your stomach.
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Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007 01:40 pm (UTC)

I think you should record your parties and sell the dvds to us poor sods who couldn't make it. I'd pay to see that, anyway.

Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007 01:43 pm (UTC)

Cold salt water with enough organe juice so that the saltiness is masked and you body does not notice you have drunk that much satly until it hits your stomach.