A summary of the last five days.
Chest infection, loads of coughing, doctor says I have virally exascerbated asthma, I take puffers, I get better. Having nothing better to do, I hit level 70 in Warcraft. I probably would have done it sooner but I spent the weekend playing to get a new mount thing. Bow before me nerds, for I am amongst the first to have spent the requisite amount of time sitting on my ass hitting the same monsters over and over and over until mathematics dictated that I had done enough and call it an "Achievement" while I never once displayed any amount of skill. I will revel in the glory now for a month hence when everyone has managed exactly the same thing it will be inconsequential.