I feel compelled to mention that I have not been at all well today, and the office I spent today in has only one gent's toilet, and I was not the only one feeling unwell it seems. I could have happily killed to get to splash my face in cold water today... but noooooooooooooooooooo... maybe once or twice in the whole day was that thing unoccupied.
Naturally I could not use the ladies' because
a) It would mean I was a pervert
b) It would depress me to see gold plated taps and widescreen TVs built into the doors and all the other crazy stuff ladies' toilets supposedly have according to TV.
So once again my body has its own ideas about what's right for it... unfortunately since I've been eating healthily I can only assume that my body has a self destructive streak in it.