The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus

Things to do today:

#1 Turn down job offer on basis of gut feelings alone.
#2 Change past events so I wasn't standing around waiting half an hour on the bus until three of them arrived from the terminus two minutes up the road.
#3 Seek anger management classes to reduce odds of blood vessel exploding when #2 occurs.
#4 Get last traces of fish pie from ceiling above where it detonated last night upon emerging from the microwave.
#5 Steel willpower such that I can pass a single reflective surface without admiring self.
#6 Somehow regain the two hours of my life spent watching Bloodsuckers and re-use it trying to persuade the SciFi channel to stop making those movies. Aliens meets Firefly meets John Carpenter's Vampires meets complete and total crap is not a good basis for a film.

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