I have owned but one belt for the last fifteen years and that belt belonged to my grandad who passed on a good twenty years back when I was but a nipper. This means I have an excellent idea of how my waistline has expanded and (far less often) contracted over the years and right now I'm one hole away from using holes I've never used before. Not that this is saying much, I was a chubby kid.
Today I bring you the story of the Steve Irwin revenge killings A fan video for my new favourite NOFX song The Man I Killed. The first "all your base" things I've laughed at in years and a creepy movie of a giant puppet girl that'll likely give me nightmares.
Speaking of which, I had a horrible nights sleep last night. Something kept touching me and making strange noises at the end of my bed and I know for a fact that cartographer was asleep in her room.