What do you do when you smash your shin at 1 am and your're along in the house? You can't scream and holler because the neighbours will get pissed off and typing in "AAARGH MY F*CK!NG SHIN! motherf*cking bed corners bastard c0cks*cking prick shitbag f*cker...." lacks any kind of relief at all. Am I supposed to suffer in silence? I'm not very good at that.