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Wed, Aug. 9th, 2006, 01:09 am

What do you do when you smash your shin at 1 am and your're along in the house? You can't scream and holler because the neighbours will get pissed off and typing in "AAARGH MY F*CK!NG SHIN! motherf*cking bed corners bastard c0cks*cking prick shitbag f*cker...." lacks any kind of relief at all. Am I supposed to suffer in silence? I'm not very good at that.

Wed, Aug. 9th, 2006 09:20 am (UTC)

If you went down to the end of the garden, you'd only bug the people in the ugly houses behind us. Who cares about them.

Course, you'd be screaming twice as much because the nettles are now taller than we are.

Wed, Aug. 9th, 2006 09:40 am (UTC)

Also, Meisseur Hedgehog resents visitors at such a late hour.