It mystifies me that Channel 4 still has a license to broadcast, it really does. Channel 4 is to bring mass public masturbation to the small screen. "In what must surely be one of the summer's more bizarre events, hundreds of people are expected to gather in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity."
Here's my tip. Give money to charity, keep your pants on and realise that it is entirely possible to have a healthy attitude towards sex without being an exhibitionist attention whoring loser.
Anyway, to cleanse the image of hundreds of brits bashing the meat in a sports hall somewhere, here is a music video featuring strobe lights, some kind of Franz Ferdinand Goth hybrid band, one woman and a dozen squid up her dress. Amazingly enough, this is a thousand times less disturbing and more creative.