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Sun, Jul. 2nd, 2006, 09:42 pm

In soviet Cavan, condoms are protected from YOU.

Condom theft in Cavan is obviously rampant. Transgressors face stiff penalties.... I got nuthin'...

Mr Freeze, the flavoured ice treat of CHAMPIONS that cannot be found in Dublin. Only its weak competitor, the magic stick.

The Archbishop of Burundi. Not the president but close enough, he probably knows the president.

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Sun, Jul. 2nd, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)

Really? I've never bought them there so I'd never noticed. That makes it *slightly* less funny to me but not much.

Sun, Jul. 2nd, 2006 10:29 pm (UTC)

The couple ahead of me in the queue in tescos yesterday were trying to be really discreet with their purchase of jumbo-pack condoms but the check-out girl couldn't get them outta their security box & had to call over help. The poor couple were mortified!

Sun, Jul. 2nd, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)

Honestly, I think they do that sometimes because the raw power of comedy cannot be resisted.

Sun, Jul. 2nd, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)

Cruel. Yet, hilarious!
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Mon, Jul. 3rd, 2006 09:28 am (UTC)

Dear Diary,
Today I learned more about the strange and stupid world I live in.