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Sun, Jun. 25th, 2006, 06:21 pm

Urgh... drinking five or six bottles of extra strength brainfucker cider mixed with a half bottle's worth of sips of JD from a hipflask onto an empty stomach is something you shouldn't try unless you want to wake up with motor neurone disease.

Sun, Jun. 25th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC)

um...two words condensed into one, because I have that same feeling after mixing Strongbow + Vodka + Corona last night...


Mon, Jun. 26th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)

I think there should be some sort of grammatical rule whereby the description of the effects of any booze should be proportional to the number of ingredients. So while my cider/whiskey thing was most definitely a brainfucker perhaps a strongbow, vodka and corona mix would be something like "BastardCereberalHemmohrage". A long island ice tea would be what? "Bladdercorrodingassbraintransplant"....
Then, the drunker you got, the lower the odds of you being able to ask for the drink, thus ensuring that you didn't die.