Log in

No account? Create an account

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006, 10:11 am

Start your monday off the right way by reading what I predict will be the coolest (entirely worksafe) thing you see all week

I had a quiet weekend, I saw Dr Who, watched a half dozen episodes of that "Paranoia Agent" anime with followthebird and found it to be quite excellent - it has a distinct just-under-the-surface-Lost-feel that appeals to me. I dumped a load of crappy old books out in Chapters and got twenty five quid for it, tidied my room some more and found loads of games I'd bought, played for ten minutes and then abandoned and decided to play them. Relaxarific.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 10:32 am (UTC)

How is it worksafe to look at a sight specifically dedicated to inter-species sex??? I was scrolling down expecting to see a pic of an old bloke "doing it" with a goat or something.

I feel quite disturbed now...shall have to eat biscuits to calm my nerves...

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 11:33 am (UTC)

In fairness, its the results of inter-species sex. What *you're* talking about is something more like this (less worksafe - also less brainsafe. Contains no more nudity than the average tasteful swimsuit photo)

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 11:49 am (UTC)

I had to look....why did I have to look??? Damn, my eyes itch now...right at the back...

Actually, I have (and I'm not going to go into this right now...) seen that picture somewhere before, and at the time I was almost as confused as the "gentleman" in the photo. I mean, what actually IS his fetish of choice?? This has to be one of the ultimate polyfetishist examples I've ever seen on the internet...not that I go looking for such things you understand...honest...

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)

It gets worse though, supposedly the rings on his fingers are identical to the ones worn by the man in the goatse.cx image. If you don't know what that is, don't look it up ever.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC)

Oh dear god no!

I know what you mean but (thankfully) have never sullied my eyes with such deviance...I am now led to wonder where go'eth yonder sheep next...??

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)

I dunnow, I mean I guess its already in its own private hell. Not many places to go from there.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC)

Not many places to go from there.

Ebay, I guess...

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)

And with that offhand comment every purchase I made from that day forth was coloured by the question "Would someone concievably have stuck their dick in this?"

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)


...and under the circumstances, the fact that it might be painful to do such seems to have very little significance.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 02:42 pm (UTC)

It's uncomfortably like flicking through a D&D Monster Manual. The naming schemes are equally weak, too.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)

Its all a little lacking in imagination really isn't it? I mean for starters I want to see something part kangaroo and part shark instead of the same old "Lion with a new coat" thing.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)

Hell, even an owlbear shows more imagination. You've got the whole comes from an egg/doesn't come from an egg thing going on.

Actually, I pity the kangaroo who carries a sharkaroo in her pouch.