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Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006, 10:50 am

This morning I bring you the absolute opposite of zen. If anyone speaks german I would very much like you to tell me what he is saying. That is, if you can get past the fact that this is pretty effing mental.

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 10:50 am (UTC)

I'd love to help you out, but alas can't view the thing at work. Sorry. :(

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 11:24 am (UTC)

Probably for the best, believe me.

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 10:52 am (UTC)

Well, the game wasn't loading fast enough for him and he was wondering (I think) what was wrong and why it wouldn't work. That said, my German is a bit rusty and my crazy-freaking-german-kid-with-ADD-German is even rustier.

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 11:24 am (UTC)

That'd make sense, there was definitely a bit in it where I got the distinct impression he was screaming something along the lines of (and this is purely guesswork, I know about one word of German)
"ah ha, here we go, I have you now you bad bad person, I will destroy you. No. No. Why is this piece of rubbish freezing up? Oh, I am now half dead, oh now I am dead. You stupid computer, you stupid computer. Die. Die"

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 12:32 pm (UTC)

I only watched about half of it, due to the extreme painfullness of hyper-kid-screaming, but you're pretty much on the button - lots of 'play, damn you!!!!' and 'what the fuck is wrong!!!!' type things, in between the incoherent adolescent screams of rage...

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)

I'll admit I've growled at the PC a few times when I'm in a hurry to get something finished, or a file won't open for no reason I can work out but the idea of going so ballistic that (as you will see if you watch the whole thing) I pick up the keyboard and beat the table with it is just alien to me. By the end of the video I honestly was waiting for someone to come in and beat some sense into him with the remains of the keyboard.

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)

I'd translate for you, but the school filter has deemed it Pr0n.

Thu, Apr. 6th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC)

In their defence, IFilm does love its "Art" films.

Fri, Apr. 7th, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)

I only watched the first minute, but between the screams, he's saying he wants to play his game, what is wrong, you stupid machine, stuff like that. I'm not sure video games are good for kids. :)