I have a week off at the end of the month. I think I'm going to use that time to focus obsessively on one uncompleted project (or set of smaller unrelated projects) and hopefully finish it. I don't know which one it'll be but I know it won't be the one about devising a method to physically punish anyone who has ever become aroused by poorly rendered computer women, I don't even know where to begin with that one.
I went back to the doc yesterday. No robot eye this time either but I did get a repeat prescription for the stinging spooge I have to stuff under my eyelids and the preventative inhaler for the asthma. Now all I have to do is quit the smokes and actually make it as far as the gym without passing out or going blind in one eye and I'm laughing.