Why oh WHY did Sky see fit to remove all Jon Stewart appearances from their Oscard round-up last night and put Jamie Theakston and Amanda Byram on instead? What parallel universe did I slip into where those talentless, vapid, insipid, mugging jackasses are more entertaining than Stewart? Who could possibly think that their attempts at comedy would be anything other than painful? There *was* an oscar presenter, why PAY those two brain donors to do something he did better? What the hell is wrong with this world?
Clooney's speech was good though.