It finally happened. I'm not sure which site broke the camel's back but one of the 3D websites I signed up for in the past year or two has resulted in my getting spam advertising a discount "SIGNUP NOW!!" promotion for an adult website specialising in pornographic 3D "artwork". Because y'know, nothing gets a fella hot quite like the glassy eyes, unnatural poise and pallid skin of freebie models and textures. I honestly think I might have nightmares tonight about being pursued by those things.
I'm going to kill the internet now.