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Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006, 11:02 pm

cartographer is a friend amongst friends. Very few people would go so far as to help me with what we just had to do. This time she went above and beyond the call of duty.

Now.

We had to hold her in warm water while I massaged the crud loose from under a flap of skin over the vagina. When that eventually came loose I had to rinse away some vaginal discharge. In essence, I just violated a rabbit. I may never ever be the same man again.

You may laugh, you all know that if the positions were swapped I'd be pissing myself by now.

Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
ulaire_daidoji

so.. erh.... what does a rabbit in the wild do in that situation? die?

Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
mr_wombat

Well, wild or domestic, the situation is much the same. If they don't die of some sort of rabbity toxic shock then they get an infection, generally attract flies and.. well you can guess.

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 09:11 am (UTC)
followthebird: Dilemma

A choice between:
a)a horrible slow death,
and
b)suffering shock from having your poo removed by a giant

Poor rabbit :(

To mr_wombat and cartographer:
You have saved the live of a rabbit. You wonderful rabbitty doctors.

Big hug

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 10:06 am (UTC)
mr_wombat: Re: Dilemma

She's not entirely out of the woods yet - I think I'm going to have to do it again this weekend or next week (depending on how I reckon she's recovered from the stress, they're very susceptable to that) to remove the last few little bits and pieces.
As for me, I can't get the smell out of my nostrils and at one point she managed to wiggle free of the towel I had her in and clamped down hard on my nipple.

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 01:36 pm (UTC)
nightmares_fear: Re: Dilemma

Were you all hanging out in the same warm water? Communal bathing?

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
mr_wombat: Re: Dilemma

Only in the sense that the basin was big enough to hold tha rabbit's ass and two pairs of hands. Technically bathing I suppose but I doubt it'd catch on.

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 03:32 pm (UTC)
nightmares_fear: Re: Dilemma

I have to say, Wombat, I've had a fairly lousy couple of days but this rabbit story has cheered me no end.
I am in your debt.

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
mr_wombat: Re: Dilemma

Hey, if a positive experience came out of it then so much the better because I have a horrible feeling they'll have organised a dirty protest by the time I get home.

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
nightmares_fear: Re: Dilemma

They?!
How many are we talking about here?
One pet rabbit or an infestation??

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
mr_wombat: Re: Dilemma

I have three - Friend, Foe and Fidget. Friend (the less friendly one - the names weren't ironic at the time but neutering can change a rabbit's personality sometimes) and Foe (the friendly idiot savant) are a few years old now. Fidget (slightly crazed, seemingly always on a sugar buzz or something) is the new one, I got him to replace Ninja when she passed away a few months back because the other two were pining.