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Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006, 01:49 am

Those of you who think you have a fun monday evening all worked out have nothing on me. Tomorrow I get to soak a small, angry lady rabbit in warm water long enough to soften up the poop she has SOMEHOW managed to get dried into the fur around her lady bits and quite possibly *into* her bits - I'm not sure, I'm not an expert in rabbit reproductive plumbing. Theres good odds I'll have to take her to the vet about this one.
Jesus christ, no wonder I smoke.
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Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006 12:14 pm (UTC)

Expect a full report tonight about how I now have rabbit poo stuck in my hair and some photos of the new lacerations covering my face and arms.

Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)

I'm not sure if it is any help, but we have a lot of budgies here and from time to time the hens when laying become egg-bound, and can't lay their egg. This causes a build up of poop due the bird dragging it's behind around on the ground to assist the egg laying process, to solve this problem the egg laying bit of the bird gets a light application of olive oil or similar bird safe oil. As a by product of freeing the egg the poop also comes away without needing to get the bird all wet.

I'm not sure if that process would work with yer bunny, butt nether would it harm her.

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006 11:36 am (UTC)

I feel ill, that was totally gross.
Hope the rabbits alright though.