The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus

But I like it in here

I am in a quandry. I have no food in the house and I am beginning to get hungry. I have two options.

a) Order in food and pay the ridiculous prices demanded by take-aways who inevitably get lost on the way here, end up on Angler's Rest, call me and then deliver the food cold OR

b) Leave the house, brave the cold and the drivers who possess only the most casual of aquaintances with the rules of the road and the concept of the red light. Also, I have just shaved off my facial hair and parts of me that have not been exposed to breezes for the better part of a decade are currently all a quiver with sensation every time I breathe out through my nose. On the positive side, I look several years younger and thanks to my recent weight loss, I have a chin.

My path is clear, I must unleash the newer, sexier Glen on the unsuspecting public. Those of you in the donnybrook/ranelagh area may want to keep an eye out for ambulances rushing to revive ladies who fainted in awe and men who threw themselves into traffic in dispair having had the sexyness bar raised so impossibly high.
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