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Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005, 09:41 am
Some things

I got a date for my operation. I'm going into hospital on wednesday the 14th of december and presumably going under the knife on thursday and out by friday morning.

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)

> I got a date for my operation

It's good that you'll have company, but an operation doesn't strike me as a
romanic venue.

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 11:15 am (UTC)

Sorry, what I thought was "Good luck, Glen, I hope it's over and done with soon, allowing you to live a spooge-free life."

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 11:51 am (UTC)

I'm going to ask if I can keep some of the spooge in a jar, as a keepsake.

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 11:49 am (UTC)

To paraphrase the only joke in 'Roseanne' that ever made me laugh - The beds go up and down all on their own, you don't even have to do anything.

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 11:16 am (UTC)

Have you decided on a make and model of glass eye yet?

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 11:47 am (UTC)

I'm thinking of something a little unusual without being too shocking and attention grabby or poser-goth-y. Maybe something that pops out like a cuckoo clock every hour.

Tue, Dec. 6th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC)
sheridanwilde: balls!

get a golf ball or something! on second thoughts the bumps might feel a bit odd...

best wishes with the op!