The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus
mr_wombat

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ARRRGH

Dear Moron,
Firstly, could we address the issue of your phoning me every five minutes. I changed phone extensions at least two months ago and for the last sixty days you have called me at the wrong extension at least three times a day. With 40 working days since changing numbers, that's 120 calls to the wrong extension. Most people would make the connection between me never answering that phone and me not using it. That is not my complaint however.

Firstly, you designed the system I am testing, one would assume in that case that you knew more about it than I do but this is not the case and you insist on my wasting my time with the most menial and pointless tasks that could be performed by a monkey simply because you do not want to admit that you haven't a clue.

Secondly, when I ask you a question about the contents of an email you sent me, resending the original email is not an answer, it merely makes me want to murder you in cold blood.

Thirdly, when we decide on a course of action, it is considered bad form for you to wander off and do something completly different, possibly in another country and forget our conversation. Hanging up on me in mid sentence is also a bit of a no no.

Dear Moron, if you wish to the dawn of another week you will pay heed to the fact that I have ALREADY SAID THESE THINGS TO YOU AND YOU FAIL TO TAKE THEM ON BOARD. Do you, Moron, realise how soul destroying it is to watch as your legitimate concerns are completly disregarded by a man who could be adequetly replaced by a hamster in one of those rolly ball things?

Yours in hair loss
Wombat
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