Y'know, even though I don't believe in you in the christian sense, you're the one I was told to whinge to as a kid. Now its been about fifteen years since I had anything to say to you outside of sex but I think its time for a quick chat.
I try to be a good man, I don't cheat, lie, fight or sleep around. I try to do the right thing and be there for people when they need me even though I generally dislike other humans and generally hate their problems - I even resist the urge to give them advice that would make things worse.
So here's the crux - its been a great summer so far, hats off to you there, but if you've seen fit, in your INFINTE bloody wisdom, to have it cold and wet on saturday I've got seven deadly sins and eight commandments to work my way through (I ain't killing anyone over some rain and while it would be theoretically possible to lay the groundwork for adultery by saturday I'm not that bothered with it).
I'm watching you...