The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus
mr_wombat

Now thats just not healthy

Last night I had a dream where I met a woman *somewhere*, if I dreamed about a "where" then I don't remember it. We'd kissed and were now (30 seconds later as dream time goes) were going out, I don't much remember anything about the time between the kiss and the realisation that we were going out, if there even *was* anything, I get the feeling it was automatic - Kiss = officially going out. What I do remember is that when I was talking to her, a possibly invisible third party was listing out all the rules of the relationship, when I was to take her to dinner, how often, what questions to ask, what questions not to ask and disturbingly, when, where and how often we were going to do the horizontal mambo. Failure to live up to these conditions would result in the relationship being null and void.

I mean.. what the hell?

Then I woke up to be greeted by the freezing, driving rain on my way to work, bought an umbrella, lost my temper with it turning inside out constantly about a hundred yards down the road, tore it to pieces, rammed the remains in the bin and got thoroghly drenched. Part manly, part stupid.
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