A: I would get paid more.
(How would you phrase "I would like development to quit assuming that the occasional mistake does not mean I am a complete moron"?)
Q:What aspects of your job give you the most satisfaction? The least?
A: The most - Paydays and proving development wrong
The least - mondays and being proven wrong.
Q: List Career Development options that interest you at
A: I was not aware that there were any.
Q: What would you like to be doing a year from now? In five years?
A: One year from now - international playboy
Five years from now - international soldier of fortune following the destruction of my financial empire by corrupt government officials who jailed me for a crime I did not commit.
Some of those are open to review, but not much....