The bigger story for today just broke though. We've got a bloke working here ten years this week and a card has been going around for about four days to get signatures and well wishes and so on. So naturally the receptionist dumps the sodding thing in the mailbox, without an envelope, twenty minutes before the presentation.
[1] If I know whats good for me anyway.
[2] Bitch please, no one is more lesbian than me.
[3] Just shut the fucking fuck up you fucker, your opinion is irrelevant to me and the world at large.
[4] I'm actually sort of looking forward to it though, I like her music quite a lot.