The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus
mr_wombat

Mr Wombat reviews:

Knights of the old Republic 2:
Ever played the first Knights of the old Republic game? Well save yourself fifty quid and go back and play that one again. For added realism try editing the conversation files and quests so that very little of what you are doing is based on logic or role playing your character but instead has more to do with bouncing randomly from planet to planet until maybe you get lucky and solve whatever quest you're trying to do.
Maybe a patch is needed to make it work right but Obsidian entertainment need a hefty kick in the nuts for this one and for having the gall to rehash all the old locations from the previous game and expect no one to realise that all they've done is repackaged the first game with an inferior plot, dialogue and programming. Fuck you Obsidian for screwing up another star wars franchise and fuck you for such a shitty shitty ending.
Verdict: five games that should have just been an add-on pack for the first out of ten games that should have just been an a-on pack for the first.

Dan Brown's DaVinci Code and Angels & Demons:
They're EXACTLY the same story but DaVinci Code is better.
Verdict: six pretty good stories but he could have gone to the effort of coming up with a different ending at least out of ten pretty good stories but he could have gone to the effort of coming up with a different ending at least.

World of Warcraft:
Its from Blizzard and they've never done anything wrong in my opinion. If blizzard were a person he'd be Jesus. Like Jesus it has one or two flaws like going apeshit with moneylenders (or to drop the analogy for a second - not enough variety in terms of spells) but is otherwise pretty cool. Like I said, I'd like more spells and cool effects rather than identical upgrades on previous ones but it still works.
Verdict: Nine sensations like your pants are on fire in a good way out of ten sensations like your pants are on fire in a good way.
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