caturah, since this project is getting on my nerves I'll go back to your one tomorrow and see where that takes me. Some of the stuff I've picked up in the last day or two should prove useful.
Apart from that, I visited the doc today, figured out what's causing the problem and got treatment for the whole shebang and it should be sorted soon. Granted I nearly put steroid skin treatment in my eyes this evening. If this doesn't work then apparantly I have to get my tear ducts and sinuses probed, which sounds altogether uncomfortable.