Mother of God but chilli juice burns no matter where it ends up.
I've decided to make resolutions to try and stick to for next year since I get the feeling it's going to be an important one for me. The general theme (since I have yet to develop them) is that by this time next year I intend to be working for myself, developing my own business that may never make me rich but would hopefully make me self sufficient. More on those in a few days.
Right, time to prepare some intestinal distress for everyone.