March 16th, 2007


10 Step program

Step 1: Plug in new monitor.
Step 2: All icons vanish from computer and refuse to come back.
Step 3: Scratch head for two hours.
Step 4: Cuss, back up data
Step 5: Prepare to (re)install TinyXP.
Step 6: remember that you didn't write "TinyXP" on the disk you used to install last time and it might be any one of forty unmarked disks containing at least fifteen attempts to make a working TinyXP installation CD.
Step 7: Decide to make a new one and write "TinyXP" on it this time.
Step 8: Realise you don't know where your nero install disks are.
Step 9: Notice the time.
Step 10: Cuss

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No force in the universe stretches time quite like the proximity of a bank holiday weekend - three and a half days have passed since lunchtime.