October 1st, 2004

Gir - Doh!

Good for you

Alright already, I get that you're so sexually liberated you could take a rectal cactus without flinching and I think its wonderful that you can talk about it *all the god damned time* but at the end of the day you're just as tiresome as the football fan who can lecture for hours on the merits of Beckam Vs Rooney or the gamer who can happily spend a week outlining the history of their Vampire the Masquerade character. It isn't that I'm squeamish or that you're shocking and upsetting me - though making that your goal speaks volumes about you as a person - its simply that you're boring the piss out of me. I don't *care* if you know what bukkake, rimming or felching are, I know too, I just don't consider them interesting conversational topics because it's just describing an action, nor do I consider it a badge of pride that I know about them. You might as well talk about changing spark plugs you tedious fuck.