Today is International We Forgot About International Talk Like A Pirate Day Day. Avast! Currently it is being celebrated by two people and two rabbits (both of whom are supposedly half dutch) in a south dublin apartment so while it isn't international, it's well on the way.
Funnily enough we almost forgot about this, which would have made tomorrow International "we forgot about international "we forgot about international talk like a pirate day" day" day. Nested statements are fine for SQL but they're a bitch to get right in english.