Hee hee. When I started work in the place where I still (13 years later) work, I arrived on the doorstep to be greeted by the then secretary saying, "Can I help you?" "Yes", I said, "I'm starting work here today." "Oh," she said. "Are you? I didn't know that." In fact, the only person who knew was the boss (who had hired me two days earlier) and the accounts person. I was glad he'd at least told the accounts person.