The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus

I will not bite my nails.

I also will not just tap my nails against my teeth.

I may, if I wish, clean underneath my nails with a straightened out staple or some such implement.

But I will not use the whiteness of the newly cleaned underneath nails to gauge how far I could bite my nails before I've gone too far.

Under no circumstances will I just nibble off that bit that's sticking out a little.

Its not making my finger "look untidy", certainly not in comparison to the damage I've wrought through the medium of chewing.

I mean... what the hell am I even going to DO with these bits of fingernails once I'm done removing them from my fingers? All it means is I have to dispose of them properly to avoid their being used in creepy voodoo rituals.

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