The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus
mr_wombat

Today I saw the bloke that plays Leo Dowling in the soap opera "Fair City" as I walked to my bus stop. He was riding a bike, he gave me a lingering dirty look.

I understand that all the cool kids are writing haikus when they see famous people these days. I guess it makes a change from skateboarding.

staring at my head
guy who plays leo on telly
riding on your bike

Then when I went into the newsagents beside work to pick up some orange juice, one of the headlines on the newspaper grabbed my attention. It was the mirror and it read "I killed my Ma". I just knew it was about that crazy bastard I leased a room to years ago (Note to newer readers: he seemed nice, if odd, he watched a lot of porn, never paid the rent, acted like a psycho, got kicked out, moved back home to his brothel madam mother, killed her)

In honor of this day:

you crazy bastard
medication was not your thing
but watching porn was
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