The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus

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Step 1: Slowly, over the course of a month, let yourself get dehydrated. It is important that you do it slowly so that you do not realise what's happening and attribute your feeling shitty to a cold you cannot shake because you've been on the go non stop for ages.

Step 2: Wander around for weeks feeling like shite and unable to do anything worth a damn beyond watching videos in bed all evening.

Step 3: Think back over the past while and realise how little water you've drunk and how hot it's been lately.

Step 4: Call yourself names, drink loads of water.

Step 5: Feel absolutely fantastic relative to how you felt before.

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