There is a course in Dublin City University now that costs 1400 euro and takes two days, for this you get a certificate with a lot of letters on it. Well whoop de fucking doo. It's a fucking foundation certificate in software testing, and work is considering sending us all. I wonder if I presented my FAS cert which I had to endure four months of boring shite to achieve, would they just drop the whole thing?
In other news, it turns out that no, I cannot eat an entire 16 inch pizza on my own and attempting to do so does me no favours.