The Bunny Bacchus (mr_wombat) wrote,
The Bunny Bacchus

No, I'M the next american idol

Guess what I was watching today?

There are a lot of things I could say about it, like the delusional crazies that fill the contestant pool for these things, or how so many of them are SO sure of their own abilities that they spend thousands of dollars to perform their strangled cat act in front of the judges only to be refused and leave swearing revenge and refusing to admit that they're incredibly bad singers. The American dream is a wonderful thing but wow... a lot of you just lack the fires of realism to temper it in, I think it's great that from an early age most of you are taught that you can be or do anything you want but there are limits folks, if you don't have legs you're never going to be an olympic hurdler and if you sound like nails dragged down a blackboard the odds are that you're not going to be a famous singer.

Oh, I also was watching Angel, I was quite surprised when I noticed that your censors had let the word "wanker" slip by.

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